I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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