wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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