Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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