why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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