I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Randomize
