Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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