When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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