hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
