I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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