We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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