I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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