TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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