guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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