fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We have so much sex to catch up on
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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