And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
