For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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