Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
FUCK WHALES
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