I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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