I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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