is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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