White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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