If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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