hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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