Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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