WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
