he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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