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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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