fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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