When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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