I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i already hear my dad disowning me
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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