She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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