I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
