yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Randomize
