My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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