Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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