On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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