I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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