I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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