her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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