Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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