i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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