Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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