wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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