I heard we made out
Kiss
Puke
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
false alarm, still single
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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