Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
How external is "for external use only"?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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