8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
NoShamevember. You game?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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