sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
if only i could text you this smell
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Randomize
