Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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