I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Everything about him screamed your future.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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