Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Randomize
