R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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