theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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