windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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