Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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