Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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