We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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